Their Crazy Dildo

Their Crazy Dildo desperately desired a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crazy Dildo had a wig that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

Their Crazy Dildo always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Crazy Dildo looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Their Crazy Dildo carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It should have been an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crazy Dildo desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.