The Eccentric Dildo

The Eccentric Dildo always kept a spade that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Dildo always kept a stapler to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Dildo owned a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Dildo always kept a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Dildo owned a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Dildo desperately needed a hat that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered an original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.