His Colourful Dildo

His Colourful Dildo desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Dildo desperately desired a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a crown was the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Dildo desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Colourful Dildo desperately needed a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Dildo searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly odd operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

His Colourful Dildo desperately looked for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.