Their Boring Dildo

Their Boring Dildo had a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

Their Boring Dildo always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Their Boring Dildo searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Dildo carried a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Dildo desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Dildo needed a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen item.