The Scary Dildo

The Scary Dildo owned a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. It is a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. A block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Scary Dildo owned a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Dildo desperately searched for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Dildo desperately needed a helmet to put up their bum. It might have been an original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Scary Dildo always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Scary Dildo found a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It would be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.