The Anxious Dildo

The Anxious Dildo craved for a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dildo craved for a lava lamp that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Dildo desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dildo desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally play with. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Anxious Dildo often carried a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

The Anxious Dildo desperately needed a tomato that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.