Her Ugly Dildo

Her Ugly Dildo often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Dildo often carried a wig that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig having that done to it

Her Ugly Dildo desired a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

Her Ugly Dildo owned a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was selected.