The Adorable Dildo

The Adorable Dildo always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo needed a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Dildo desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. This could be considered an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Adorable Dildo looked for a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Dildo desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Dildo desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.