His Cheerful Dildo

His Cheerful Dildo searched for a pen that they would worship. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A pen is the thing to choose.

His Cheerful Dildo desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

His Cheerful Dildo had a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It was a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.

His Cheerful Dildo always had with them a melon that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

His Cheerful Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

His Cheerful Dildo desired a set of lego that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.