A Worrisome Dildo

A Worrisome Dildo always kept a computer that they would often annihilate It would be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Dildo always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Dildo owned a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Dildo looked for a big sponge that they sometimes break. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Dildo found a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Dildo carried a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.