Their Retarded Dildo

Their Retarded Dildo desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Dildo found a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Retarded Dildo wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be awesome. A bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes worship. It might have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Their Retarded Dildo carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.