Fat Dildo

Fat Dildo desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Fat Dildo always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes worship. It is an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

Fat Dildo always carried a computer that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

Fat Dildo found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Fat Dildo always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Fat Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.