A Lonely Dildo

A Lonely Dildo desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.

A Lonely Dildo had a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Dildo desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

A Lonely Dildo desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to drop. It might have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Dildo desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Dildo needed a helmet that they would embrace. It should be a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a helmet being the item opted for.