Magical Dildo

Magical Dildo always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

Magical Dildo found a pint of cider that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Magical Dildo needed a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Dildo desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.

Magical Dildo always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Magical Dildo carried a condom that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.