Her Different Dildo

Her Different Dildo wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. It might be an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Her Different Dildo desperately needed a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Different Dildo desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Her Different Dildo desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Different Dildo desperately needed a sack of potatoes to demolish. It might be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Different Dildo craved for a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.