The Lucky Dildo

The Lucky Dildo desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Dildo found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Lucky Dildo desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Dildo often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Dildo desperately needed a radiator that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Dildo always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.