A Ugly Dildo

A Ugly Dildo owned a wig that they would often worship. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item to select.

A Ugly Dildo always carried a bottle of wine to sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Ugly Dildo searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes eat. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Ugly Dildo always kept a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Dildo found a sword that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was entertaining. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

A Ugly Dildo desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.