The Cheerful Dildo

The Cheerful Dildo desired a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.

The Cheerful Dildo desired a porno magazine that they would often eat. It would have been a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Dildo desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Dildo looked for a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Dildo found a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.