The Curious Dildo

The Curious Dildo always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Dildo had a chocolate bar to sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Curious Dildo desperately craved for a tomato to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Curious Dildo searched for a bat that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Dildo found a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Dildo looked for a can of coke that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. A can of coke being the chosen item.