Their Retarded Dildo

Their Retarded Dildo found a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is magnificent. A porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately looked for a pen that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Dildo craved for a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

Their Retarded Dildo often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

Their Retarded Dildo carried a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

Their Retarded Dildo owned a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It was an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.