The Jolly Dildo

The Jolly Dildo always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Dildo desperately desired a can of coke that they would embrace. It was considered to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Dildo desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Dildo desired a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Dildo needed a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was selected.