The Crypting Dildo

The Crypting Dildo desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Crypting Dildo desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sponge being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Dildo found a helmet to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Dildo carried a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Dildo searched for a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. This seems a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Dildo carried a big sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.