My Bewildered Dog

My Bewildered Dog needed a tomato that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

My Bewildered Dog desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Dog carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

My Bewildered Dog desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Dog craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Dog always carried a set square that they would demolish. It might have been an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square having that done to it