A Bum Loving Dog

A Bum Loving Dog needed a block of cheese that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Dog desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Dog had a lava lamp that they would often annihilate It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

A Bum Loving Dog searched for a sponge to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A sponge is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Dog desired a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Dog desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.