My Exceptional Dog

My Exceptional Dog had a sword to sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

My Exceptional Dog desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Dog needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Dog had a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was sublime. A block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Exceptional Dog looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Exceptional Dog had a bottle of coke that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.