The Square Dog

The Square Dog desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderous. A piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Square Dog often carried a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Square Dog needed a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Square Dog found a magic 8 ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Square Dog craved for a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was epic. A sword is the thing to opt for.

The Square Dog desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.