The Purple Dog

The Purple Dog desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a strange idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Purple Dog desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Purple Dog often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Dog desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Dog owned a bat to break. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Dog desperately desired a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.