The Big Dog

The Big Dog looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Big Dog desperately craved for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Dog wanted a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Big Dog owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Big Dog desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Big Dog desperately looked for a cup that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item chosen.