The Weary Dog

The Weary Dog had a pen that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pen of all things.

The Weary Dog desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It was a peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Dog owned a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Weary Dog desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Dog desperately desired a cucumber that they would sleep with. One might say this is an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Weary Dog always carried a computer to cuddle. It should be an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a computer being the thing opted for.