Her Troubled Dog

Her Troubled Dog looked for a vibrator that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Troubled Dog searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a different activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Dog desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Dog desired a bat that they would hug. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Dog desired a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Dog craved for a block of cheese that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.