Special Dog

Special Dog desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally worship. It would be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

Special Dog desperately needed a dildo to experiment on. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

Special Dog always kept a vibrator to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Special Dog always carried a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Special Dog desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Special Dog owned a can of coke that they would often play with. This seems to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.