The Yellow Dog

The Yellow Dog needed a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Dog desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would annihilate This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Dog carried a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Dog always carried a cheese grater to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater of all things.

The Yellow Dog carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

The Yellow Dog searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.