The Depressed Dog

The Depressed Dog searched for a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Dog desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Dog desperately desired a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Dog desperately looked for a spade that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Depressed Dog desperately desired a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen item.