The Determined Dog

The Determined Dog searched for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword was the item that was selected.

The Determined Dog always carried a crown to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dog craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Determined Dog often carried a rubber johnny that they would share. It was a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

The Determined Dog desperately needed a pen to put up their bum. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Determined Dog always kept a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.