The Determined Dog

The Determined Dog desired a pint of cider that they would annihilate It was a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be stunning. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Determined Dog looked for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Determined Dog desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Determined Dog always kept a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

The Determined Dog craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Dog desperately craved for a sponge that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.