The Different Dog

The Different Dog wanted a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly surprising idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to select.

The Different Dog desperately wanted a sword to demolish. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dog carried a radiator to smash. It was an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Different Dog desperately needed a vibrator that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Different Dog wanted a spade that they would often throw. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be entertaining. A spade was the chosen item.

The Different Dog desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.