His Eccentric Dog

His Eccentric Dog desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Dog searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Eccentric Dog craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer of all things.

His Eccentric Dog desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Dog desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Dog desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. This is certainly an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.