Dodgy Dog

Dodgy Dog desperately searched for a bag of poop to embrace. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be wonderful. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

Dodgy Dog looked for a bag of flour that they liked to share. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Dodgy Dog often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Dodgy Dog often carried a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Dog desperately needed a radiator that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Dog carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.