The Famous Dog

The Famous Dog needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a peculiar activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Dog always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be sublime. A chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Famous Dog wanted a sponge that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Famous Dog wanted a pint of cider that they would demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Dog desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Famous Dog had a condom that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.