Their Crypting Dog

Their Crypting Dog wanted a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a new activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Crypting Dog desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Dog owned a porno magazine that they would demolish. It would have been a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Dog looked for a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

Their Crypting Dog desired a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be miraculous. A stapler being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Dog craved for a condom that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.