Handsome Dog

Handsome Dog had a pen that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen of all things.

Handsome Dog always kept a melon to hug. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Handsome Dog desperately needed a cheese grater to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Handsome Dog desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

Handsome Dog always kept a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be stunning. A radiator is the thing to choose.

Handsome Dog often carried a vibrator to hug. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.