The Orange Dog

The Orange Dog wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Orange Dog desperately needed a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Orange Dog desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Orange Dog always kept a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it was fun. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Orange Dog always had with them a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Dog found a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.