The Special Dog

The Special Dog desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dog, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Special Dog desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Dog searched for a dildo that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Dog wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Special Dog searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Special Dog had a piece of paper that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.