Retarded Dog

Retarded Dog desperately looked for a pen to hug. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

Retarded Dog desperately looked for a ball to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

Retarded Dog desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Dog desperately needed a sword that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

Retarded Dog owned a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Retarded Dog always kept a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.