The Famous Dog

The Famous Dog wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Dog craved for a can of Tango to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Famous Dog desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Famous Dog had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Famous Dog always kept a block of cheese to experiment on. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Dog owned a spade that they would often share. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.