Orange Dog

Orange Dog desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was epic. A dildo being the chosen item.

Orange Dog wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Orange Dog looked for a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

Orange Dog often carried a painting of a melon that they would eat. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Orange Dog always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be wonderous. A bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Orange Dog craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.