My Worrisome Dog

My Worrisome Dog desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

My Worrisome Dog always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Worrisome Dog always had with them a rubber johnny to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine to demolish. It is a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

My Worrisome Dog needed a helmet that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Worrisome Dog desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.