Her Worrisome Dog

Her Worrisome Dog wanted a magic 8 ball to drop. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Dog desperately wanted a dildo that they would often sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to choose.

Her Worrisome Dog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Worrisome Dog desperately craved for a stapler that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be miraculous. A stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Worrisome Dog often carried a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Worrisome Dog found a bat that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.