The Tired Dog

The Tired Dog carried a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Tired Dog always had with them a mug to play with. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Dog had a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Dog wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Tired Dog looked for a stretchman to play with. It might have been a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was fun. A stretchman being the thing selected.

The Tired Dog always carried a can of Tango that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.