Her Stupid Dog

Her Stupid Dog desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Her Stupid Dog desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Dog always carried a hat that they liked to put on his head. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

Her Stupid Dog always kept a little monkey that they would put on his head. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Dog always carried a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Dog found a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is amazing. A ball is the item to opt for.